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  • boy: girls are so lucky they dont need to shave their faces or have boners.
  • girl : shaving legs, shaving arms, waxing, plucking, periods, cramps, pregnancy, giving birth, makeup, shut the fuck up.

(Source: heartbroken-and-torn)

Annoying Things

When someone post on your status and sits there correcting what you said. Not your grammar, but how it was said.  Its like bitch I wrote it I don’t need you to corect what I say D<

&#8220;sup goregeous, wanna go out for some fish?&#8221;

“sup goregeous, wanna go out for some fish?”

(Source: synodik)

Ellen DeGeneres for President.

raeraenjma:

abso-fucking-lutely.

(Source: capitolgoods)

theboywiththebre4d: californiawascalling: how i feel in school every fucking day. thats me in the back. ^

theboywiththebre4d:

californiawascalling:

how i feel in school every fucking day. thats me in the back.

^

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(Source: y0uinspiredme)

This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.

  • Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
  • Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
  • Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
  • Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
  • Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
  • Woman: That's a shame.
  • Me: Why?
  • Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
  • Cashier: Why is it a shame?
  • Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
  • Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
  • Woman: It's offensive!
  • Me: But how does it affect you?
  • Woman: What?
  • Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
  • Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
  • Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
  • Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
pussyfordinner: My life

pussyfordinner:

My life

Most teens my age get in trouble for drinking and smoking; but I get in trouble for using the computer too much.

theepichumor:

this is where “I could’ve been worse” comes in.

This blog will make you laugh out loud!

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Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you.

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zetsubou-student: Solution for every problem!

zetsubou-student:

Solution for every problem!

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